"Woo-fu": On Bullshit, and it's detection, and generation.

On the reception and detection of pseudo-profound bullshit



New Age Bullshit Generator from Seb Pearce.

To wander the mission is to become one with it.

Chi is a constant. Nothing is impossible.

Yes, it is possible to eradicate the things that can disrupt us, but not without joy on our side.

Who are we? Where on the great vision quest will we be re-energized? Humankind has nothing to lose. Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the cosmos via morphogenetic fields.

Have you found your journey? Although you may not realize it, you are advanced. It can be difficult to know where to begin.

There is a github with all the code in case you want to build something like this.  It's pretty clean .js and actually a nice little repository for learning how to do something like this.  I might use some of these ideas for generating plausible sounding phrases & sentences.  In fact, I might have a character in my novel talk like this.



Also, in the same vein, Wisdom of Chopra uses Woo-master Deepak Chopra's writing to extract profound sounding words.